Kula
Tue, 17th July 2007, 22:23:31
Chalga is a kind of music popular in Bulgaria, Romania (manele) and Serbia (turbo folk) probably in other countries too. You probably know what it is, in short it's just messed up :D
Some chalge lyrics:
1. "Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
(Repeating)"
2.A doggy drags a bus,
A doggy drags a bus.
(Repeating)
3. Shaked kebap have you ever eaten?
On a soft bed have you ever slept?
4. "Grab it,
in your hands let it play"
5. Take off your sailor's T-shirt,
and I will show you my blue undies
6.
...A red-colorred Ferrari, one for you and one for me...
...Give me the number of God and i'll give him a call...
7. The mountain is my mother,but my father was the strong wind.
My brother is the heavy sea,the overgrowing grasses are my sisters. (some deep shit goin on in here lol)
8. Money money money money life is money
money money money money and nice chicks!
9. European Man
At first a bit "rutsa-rutsa",
after that a bit "frutsa-fruts"
and in the end "op-op-op"
I'm ready for Europe!
And big Europe will be a car for a couple
and from Rim to Chelopek (famous BG city) everyone will be dancing "kiutchek"
And Europe will be shaking, we will change it's preferences and it will transmit every day Intervision for me! :D
10. ohhhh tiger tiger
do you have some hard cash (not benjamins)
if you have hard cash you will have pretty ladies
no money all you can afford all grandmothers
11. Oh bath,oh joy
the village bath is the greatest joy!
12. Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam
13. The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky ! (classic stuff)
14. Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
15. Black sea, it's very good,
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, oh come ooon
16. oh....the banana...ah the banana...i`m feel glad when i touch it...oh...the banana...ah...the banana!
As seen on http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chalga
Some chalge lyrics:
1. "Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
(Repeating)"
2.A doggy drags a bus,
A doggy drags a bus.
(Repeating)
3. Shaked kebap have you ever eaten?
On a soft bed have you ever slept?
4. "Grab it,
in your hands let it play"
5. Take off your sailor's T-shirt,
and I will show you my blue undies
6.
...A red-colorred Ferrari, one for you and one for me...
...Give me the number of God and i'll give him a call...
7. The mountain is my mother,but my father was the strong wind.
My brother is the heavy sea,the overgrowing grasses are my sisters. (some deep shit goin on in here lol)
8. Money money money money life is money
money money money money and nice chicks!
9. European Man
At first a bit "rutsa-rutsa",
after that a bit "frutsa-fruts"
and in the end "op-op-op"
I'm ready for Europe!
And big Europe will be a car for a couple
and from Rim to Chelopek (famous BG city) everyone will be dancing "kiutchek"
And Europe will be shaking, we will change it's preferences and it will transmit every day Intervision for me! :D
10. ohhhh tiger tiger
do you have some hard cash (not benjamins)
if you have hard cash you will have pretty ladies
no money all you can afford all grandmothers
11. Oh bath,oh joy
the village bath is the greatest joy!
12. Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam
13. The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky ! (classic stuff)
14. Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
15. Black sea, it's very good,
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, oh come ooon
16. oh....the banana...ah the banana...i`m feel glad when i touch it...oh...the banana...ah...the banana!
As seen on http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chalga